​

Jake, not Jacob, is my real name, like on my birth certificate. Fully I'm Jake Alfred Spencer. If I were a book author I'd probably go by J. Alfred Spencer, it's fancier. Speaking of authors, I'm a writer, screenplays, copy, articles, knock-knock jokes, you name it. To see some of that stuff you can click here, or hit "Work" up top. To get in touch click here, or hit "About/Contact" up top, or head to the bottom of the page. I'm a fan of

variety. Thanks for visiting!